...ok while you might be thinking, yes, Caroline that's not quite right, and wondering why I would be at the mall with no job and no money. That is not what this post was intended to be about, and to your question, I plead the 5th. Anyways...
This afternoon I was at the mall and saw something that literally made me do a double take. A woman was browsing through the shoe department at Nordstrom pushing her purse in a stroller.
In case you missed that... she was pushing her PURSE in a STROLLER!!
I mean really?!?! What in the heck was going on there?
Did the thought of quite possibly finding a pair of Jimmy Choo's on clearance get her so worked up that she lost her child in the midst of all of the excitement?
Was she a kidnapper posing as a Jimmy Choo seeker, and just brought the stroller along so that when she found an unsuspecting child to snatch it would look more believable?
Or have women's purses gotten SO big these days that to carry them on your shoulder invetibly means you will crush under the weight, and therefore demand that you purchase a stroller to go along with it?!?!
What would that clearance look like at Nordstrom?!? "Buy one GUCCI handbag and get one GUCCI stroller half-price" ?!?
Really?
I am sure that there are other conclusions one could come to. But no matter which one you choose, there there is something that everyone surely must conclude when seeing lady pushing bag in stroller- "something's just not quite right!"
Happy Saturday!!
Oh and if you happen to be at Northpark later today, in case conclusion 2 is true, be on the look out for this lady, keep your phone close by, and keep your kids even closer!
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